☆ 002 [video]

[cookiecats]

 Soooooo!

[Steven's face pops up on camera, cheerful as always. It's hard to tell where he is, as his face takes up most of the screen, but wherever he is he certainly seems excited. Clearly Steven has something very important that he'd like to say!]

Does anyone wanna start a band?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Pretty nice for a bear? What's that supposed to mean?]

H-How many bears have you met?

[This is important. For science. You can't just say something like that without having met any bears to compare him to, clearly. Where are these other bears? The world needs to know.]

'Cause if you got connections, we could have one of the fuzziest bands in town! Or even...the world.

[cookiecats]

...just you, I guess!

In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a bear.

[...Steven squints.]

How can I know for sure that you're a bear? And not just...something that isn't a bear?

[kingofthetvworld]

[OFFENDED. But before Teddie can act on his rage, it dawns on him that he doesn't exactly have his only piece of evidence. ...And it wasn't even that good to begin with. He only has one shot at this, his reputation as a bear depends on it.]

...My name is Teddie.

[Flawless.]